turning off gays
Today's cover story on Salon is titled "Turning off Gays," about the ex-gay movement's attempt to "cure" homosexuality.
Personally, I don't think it's that hard to turn off gays. For instance:
Update: The cowboy does not think this is funny, even after I explained that I meant "turn off" as in the opposite of "turn on," like in the sexy-arousal way.
Personally, I don't think it's that hard to turn off gays. For instance:
- talk at great length about what a difficult labor and delivery you had
- wear white jeans, Keds, and a banana clip in a non-ironic way
- complain about your period
- show them footage of George Herbert Walker and Barbara Bush fucking
- ...while Nancy Reagan stands at the bedside reminding us to "Just Say No!"
Update: The cowboy does not think this is funny, even after I explained that I meant "turn off" as in the opposite of "turn on," like in the sexy-arousal way.
posted by JenIsFamous at 7/18/2005 02:14:00 PM
1 Comments:
Maybe he's gay and got offended by the banana clip?
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