when we hit ten million visitors I will throw a party with a vat of cream cheese frosting and twenty fat female clowns

I've noticed a lot of people reading my blog these past few weeks. But I want, um ... more. And a pony.

What if I came up with a way to send a friend some kind of audio jen-being-funny thing? Like, you could "click to email this post to a friend" and when the friend clicked, they'd get some audio comedy?

Or I could go knocking on doors and trying to convert people to the Religion of My Blog.

Or we could have Leave Your Daughter at Home and Just Take a Friend to Jen's Blog Day.

I'm taking suggestions for how to get ten million people to my website. Email me!

In the meantime, you can help by (sending me a pony and) putting this banner on your website:



Click to send a friend a link to this website