abortion humor

Apparently, Supreme Court nominee John Roberts has called equal pay for women "radical," has supported school prayer, and has supported memorial services for aborted fetuses.

He's been a good source of jokes. I'd been running with:

"With John Roberts on the Supreme Court, abortion might become illegal soon. I'm not worried, though. There are a lot of other options, like the morning-after punch in the stomach."

Later at a show, I added on a bit about taking some RU480-proof, but very few people got that. (RU486 is the home-abortion drug, available only by prescription. Eighty-proof alcohol might not be quite strong enough to induce abortion, but it might get the kid some awesome learning disabilities!)