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August 30, 2005

aw, nuts

Did you ever notice that when you eat almonds, the first few are so delicious, but then once you've eaten twenty, it's like you're eating trees? Your mouth gets dry and the little bits of almond skin stick to the roof of your mouth and then they're not good at all anymore. It's like you need to eat a stick of butter for lube.

Why are almonds so fucked up?

2 Comments:

Blogger whythehellisthissohard said...

Get the chocolate covered kind made by M&M! Should solve the whole problem!

5:29 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

It's a limited form of secular transubstantiation. After you have eaten so many, they literally turn into wood in your mouth. There's nothing for it, you'll simply have to go on eating sticks of butter.

Or, you know, switch to peanuts or something.

9:38 PM  

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