find out about the benefits of dating suicide bombers...

I just finished my absolutely beautiful first email newsletter ("Shout-Out #1"), containing exclusive jokes and audio ("layering is a scam!") from my Chicks and Giggles set last week.

I have not had time to eat in about a week. Baron took me out for Italian the other day, and after taking home the leftovers, I got three meals out of it. Otherwise ... comedy is a great diet plan, even more time-efficient than bulimia!

The story of selling my eggs to a wealthy gay man (true and in progress!) will be in the next update. I'm going to send them every 2-4 weeks, as needed.