the four-piece ... I'm not really going to repeat it here

There's a new review up on the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog.

Incidentally, my mother told me on the phone that she had been afraid to click on the link to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog because she was under the impression that I was trying the sex toys myself, which is not unreasonable assumption for a sex toy review website.

In this case, however, personal use is completely unnecessary (and in many cases, anatomically impossible for a woman) for the sort of mocking going on here.