good morning

Yesterday I ate nothing but figs and a Wendy's cheeseburger, which is an interesting juxtaposition of classy, Biblical food and socially denigrated, non-Biblical food.

I went to get some McDonald's coffee just now and noticed that the store around the corner is selling acid-washed denim jean skirts two for a dollar. You could outfit an entire cheerleading squad, circa 1988, (assuming they're all a bit fat) for under ten bucks!