Kong the Realistic (takes two AAs)

I have asked some of my fellow blogging comedians to contribute guest reviews to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. Click to enjoy a review of "Kong the Realistic" by Joshua Grosvent, formerly of the band "Touched by an Uncle" (which still makes people laugh) and one of the performers at the upcoming Jenny Vaudeville Show at Pete's Candy Store on July 10.

But down to business -- when something claims to be 9 inches with a 2.5 inch girth, I expect every centimeter.

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Coming next will be a review from a certain Onion headline writer. Stay tuned! (What the hell does it mean to "stay tuned" on a blog?)

And, again -- it's not too late to come to this Saturday's show!