modeling opportunities for the non-risk-averse

To enter the Miss High Times contest, send photos of yourself "smoking or posing with weed." You can click the fine print for "rules," which specify that the contestant must be at least 18 and not nude, but which say nothing about, you know, marijuana laws.

It would be great if there were also a "Miss Homebuilt Nuclear Warhead" in, you know, Uranium Enthusiasts Quarterly.

Better yet, I'll bet you could get tons of entries for "Miss Mall-Shoplifting Hussy." Trashy suburban teenagers would send in pictures of themselves posing with all the merch they swiped from Hot Topic. Then you could mail the pictures back to their parents ;-)

Update: In China? Enter the Mongolian Cow Sour Yoghurt Supergirl Contest.