my maniacal laughter will haunt you in your sleep

My plan to take over the world (one abortion joke at a time) is going marvellously.

I will be blogging as a guest editor for Fleshbot (the "Gawker" of porn), start date TBA!

I have reviewed the "Inflatable Bondage Chair" on the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. Stay tuned for a SarcasticSex.com party in NYC ... with party favors!

I did a show at The Social last night, debuting some new material about anorexia ("anorexics are just hunger strikers who are better-looking").

I have also written an article encouraging anorexics to donate the money they save on food towards famine in Niger. (Hate me if you want, but that's a socially conscious eating disorder!)

Come to the show tonight if you're in NYC -- New York Comedy Club, E 24th bet. 2nd/3rd, 9pm sharp.