recent quotes from people I know

"Because, of course, you have to pitch 'Sensitivity Training' to men as 'Psychological Know-How'."
- my ex-boyfriend from high school

"Your writing about your Mom reminds me horribly of Inspector Columbo who always refers to his wife although you never see her. I find this really cute."
- some guy named Mike

"I bet I could spend $8,000 on you and have a baby for free!"
- my Russian friend, upon reading my article about egg donation