when do you ever get to call someone a juice whore?

am New York (one of those free newspapers they hand out at the subway) is running this syndicated column from the Orlando Sentinel (oh, right, I forget about New York's journalist shortage!) in which Kathleen Parker, pundit of the Aging But Fruit-Producing State, expresses right-wing opinions about New York politics.

Why, am New York, why?

I was pissed today that Ms. Parker made fun of Hillary Clinton's speech to Hispanic human rights organization La Raza, promising better education and health care, as well as "help with lead paint and childhood asthma." Ms. Parker compared the latter to help with "teen acne."

Whoever gives out the report cards for air pollution recently gave Brooklyn an abysmal "D." And there is so much diesel in the air in Manhattan it's amazing we don't all have emphysema. It certainly makes a person dirty. Of course little baby lungs (Hispanic or otherwise) can't freaking deal with suspended truck waste particles.

Hahahaha. Childhood asthma is sooo funny, you orange-growing whore.