back to the hive
This evening on the 6 train I sat next to a lady who was reading the Times' style section with the spelling bee article in which I appeared.
She was right next to me, almost touching me with a picture of me. Hott! I think she skipped the spelling bee article to read the article about laser beard sculpturing.
She was right next to me, almost touching me with a picture of me. Hott! I think she skipped the spelling bee article to read the article about laser beard sculpturing.
posted by JenIsFamous at 9/30/2005 01:32:00 AM
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After that Times article, you're totally going to have groupies following you around trying to have sex with you in bathrooms and steal locks of your hair.
Oh my.
As previously dicussed, I am opposed to sex in bathrooms in nearly all cases.
Perhaps in a spotless hotel suite in which "bathroom" really means "heart-shaped bathtub." But, of course, when thinking of groupies, that is not what is generally meant.
j
Groupies are not so bad to have. As long as they don't steal your underwear and sell them on ebay or cut off locks of your hair to place upon their altar of Jen.
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