the bygone days of my Sleazegrinder cover

In June, I appeared on the cover of Sleazegrinder rock magazine with the caption "This is our friend Jennifer Dziura. She's not only foxy, she's a comedian. A real one. Unlike the rest of us. Go visit her at www.jenisfamous.com. She'll make you laugh, but she won't take her pants off."

Here is an archived version of me on the front page.

True, true. And there I was, looking startlingly normal. Actually, the zipper of my jeans was unzipped about an inch. Hott!

I have now, however, been replaced on the cover by "Summer Cummings, 34 FF fetish model and star of Faster Pussycat F*ck F*ck."

Wow. You give that t-shirt hell, Summer!