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Today is illustrator/model Molly Crabapple's 22nd birthday! And here is her account of her show & tell at the show last night:

Yesterday, I ate fire for the first time onstage.

It went like this.

"This is a torch. You make it out of kevlar and a straightened coat hanger."
"This is a bottle of Coleman lantern fluid"
"This is a match"
"This is a fire"
"This is me shoving the fire into my head"
*applause*
"This is all the love I never got as a child."
"Thank you."

A person might conceivably make Molly happy on her birthday by purchasing something from her store, such as the hotpants I am wearing in the photo.