The Dark Show last night

I performed in Schaffer the Darklord's The Dark Show last night. I was told I did a good set, but I was sandwiched between two musical comediennes (that sounds sexier than it was) and I felt sort of unarmed up on that stage without a musical instrument or at least a majorette costume.

Afterwards, someone said to me the very best thing you could really possibly say to any comedian. I wouldn't be surprised if one of my friends in attendance at the show hired this man from some kind of casting agency in case I needed cheering up (which I don't; my computer is back!) He said:

"I fell in love with you as you were doing your set up there, but I'm not sure if it's true love, so I'll need to come to more of your shows to find out."

Hell, most comedians would be really happy with "I think you look like my androgynous disabled cousin Frances, but I'm not sure, so I'll have to come to more of your shows to find out."