I give you ... The Book of Virtues

Former education secretary Bill Bennett made headlines today after saying on his radio show that "if you wanted to reduce crime ... you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down." He then went on to say that he's against abortion, and that's why that would be wrong.

Bennett's comments might sound shocking, but we liberals have no excuse for being surprised -- it's important to read up on your enemies. Remember, The Book of Virtues was a bestseller! And as anyone who bothered to read it would have known , "Racial Extermination" was chapter five, right after "Honesty," and before "Not Taking It In the Ass."

(Not unrelatedly, I auditioned today for a touring comedy show called "Laughing Liberally").