I will be back at the Genius Bar in the very early morning

I have gained access to my regular email account, but I don't know how often I'll be able to check it for the next week. Feel free to contact me normally; just be patient waiting for a reply.

In my current stone-age stage (I'm in an office right now using a Windows box and Explorer ... eating rocks and hitting myself with a mallet), I really could use some help promoting my upcoming shows -- the Comedy Show and Tell on September 12 and the Jenny Vaudeville Show on September 14.

Anyone who would like to help me out could do so by listing these shows in events calendars, inviting friends, etc. Thank you!

Comedy Show & Tell
Monday, September 12, 7:30pm, FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., petescandystore.com
Comedy Show & Tell mixes performances by top underground comedians with old-fashioned show and tell. Attendees are invited to bring a silly object to share.

The Jenny Vaudeville Show
Wednesday, September 14, 10pm, FREE
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St., petescandystore.com
Musical comedy, ventriloquism, magic, dancing unicorns! Audience members can win prizes in trivia and literary contests! Emceed by comedienne Jenisfamous.com, this month featuring sci-fi heavy metal rap comedian Schaffer the Darklord.

Incidentally, I am totally using my egg donation money to buy a new iBook. That's what good genes get you -- a trip to the Apple store.