tomorrow night is the defining vaudeville show of our generation

The Shout-Out will have to happen tomorrow, as I need to head out to tonight's show, where I am reading erotic short fiction about SAT teachers. The male narrator recounts:

On our first date, Taylor pointed out that the words turbid, tumid, tepid, turgid, and torpid all appear on the SAT and have distinct meanings, except for tumid and turgid, which are synonyms and basically mean “erect.”

I am also ready for tomorrow's live egg donation at the Jenny Vaudeville Show! You will have to see it to be able to tell your friends about it.


Directions to Pete's: Take the L train to the second stop in Brooklyn, Lorimer. Exit at the head of the train, and walk along Lorimer in the direction of the BQE. Pete's is 1.5 blocks past the BQE, on your left. 709 Lorimer Street, between Frost and Richardson Streets. (718) 302-3770.

Wednesday, September 14th, 10pm. History will be made.