what I received this morning from DHL and FedEx, respectively

My computer has been returned from the Apple repair center! I was not expecting it so soon, but fortunately I was at home anyway, waiting for a shipment of medications from the egg donation clinic.

When I received the clinic shipment, the box was much, much larger than I expected. It was nestled in styrofoam. It contained needles much, much larger than the ones I have heretofore been using. Apparently, the medications in the box are for use during the final week of the process. I would therefore love to know why the box appears to contain thirty extremely large needles. Can I trade personalities with a masochist for awhile? Thank you.

I am still behind on my email and other computer-related work. If you require any kind of urgent reply from me, well ... quite frankly, you should probably realize that I don't work in any kind of industry that deals with urgent situations, and that if you think comedy or standardized text preparation are life and death issues, you are an overprivileged Westerner. Don't call me, I'll call you.