better it's being read at the laundromat than in the bathroom

I continue to receive fallout from my boxing article; I fellow alumnus wrote:

So I was in a laundromat here in Northampton and there was a Dartmouth Alumni Mag lying around (!!). And while my laundry dried and the Chinese proprietor tried to tell me in an extremely vague, roundabout way about "her other job" in "the financial sector," I enjoyed reading about your nine minutes in the ring.

I wrote "Dziura" down on an ATM slip, which lead me to discover, today, some things about your new life.

It is useful to be the most famous "Dziura." It is also not a difficult task to accomplish.