a discourse on Halloween

Everybody wants to be all sexy for Halloween. Sexy vampires, sexy nurses, sexy bumblebees. Apparently there's a "sexy barista" costume that says something on the shirt like "warning: contents are very hot." Whatever.

I'm going as Minnie Mouse. I was wearing a red, full-skirted vintage dress yesterday with black tights and flats and kind of realized I already had a bit of the Minnie thing covered. All I need is some ears. I like to be efficient with my social events. I'm not spending all day putting something together.

As an addendum, I'd like to say that I would never dress as Minnie and be accompanied by a man dressed as Mickey, because if you're going to be a walking Disney ad, you should get paid for that shit. Although it might be funny to go as Minnie and, say, Goofy, because of that old dirty joke.