The Gentile Show

Dear Jewish friends,

I am sorry that the Jenny Vaudeville Show is on Yom Kippur. It's nothing personal; the show is every second Wednesday of the month. Most of my Jewish friends are fairly secular, but apparently, even if you no longer believe in God, you still must visit your families on Yom Kippur. Or so a bunch of you have told me. Maybe you can come to the show in November. According to my day planner, November 9th isn't a holiday for anyone, anywhere. That show will also feature at least one Jewish performer, reading his rejected headlines from the Onion. I will have the show blessed by a rabbi. Save the date! Shalom!

xo
Jen


Dear gentile friends,

Please come to the Jenny Vaudeville Show! Please bring an extra gentile friend to make up for all the Jews who will not be attending. (When the November show comes around, you may choose to leave your extra gentile friend at home, as we welcome back all the Jews to the audience).

The Jenny Vaudeville Show is this Wednesday night, 10pm, at Pete's Candy Store. Jenny V. is a comical variety show full with audience contests including trivia and literary quizzes, for which the prizes shall consist, in part, of rubber duckies. This month featuring...

• burlesque fire eating by Molly Crabapple (pictured), who will also teach an audience volunteer to eat fire!
  
• Southern faux-teen pop sensation Teen Tawny!
  
• comedian Angry Bob!
  
• short claymation film "Samurai Sam" by Joe Rosato!
  
• ...and various acts from Michael Freeman the Sarcastic Clown and other clowns who shall accompany him in sarcastic clowning!

Yes, when I have a show, I fucking bring it.

xo
Jen