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October 14, 2005

I hate Epson. I hope the people at Epson google this and find this post and send me free ink, and flowers. Assholes.

I am incensed at the Epson company and their ink scamming. When one color of ink in my all-in-one scanner/copier/printer is out, the whole thing won't print. Like, if my "cyan" ink cartridge is out, I can't print with black. Jerks. Are they afraid that if they let me print out some boring MS Word document, I'll just stop printing color forever and they'll never get any more money from me?

Are they afraid that if they don't disable my machine for no good reason, I won't blog shit about them, and then they'll feel lonely?

EPSON EPSON EPSON CX4600 google this shit you creeps from THE EPSON COMPANY which makes ALL-IN-ONE money-stealing machines like the EPSON STYLUS CX4600.

Thank you.

3 Comments:

Blogger markclemens said...

Epson also makes the shittiest shit printers.

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Crystal said...

Epson has awesome printers, thats the same way with ANY newer printer.
Welcome to Capitalism.

1:07 AM  
Anonymous cseejei said...

Well, I hope this thread becomes the first listing whenever anyone searches for epson.

Welcome to capitalism? Welcome to retarded anti-consumer product design. Welcome to the age when people can post a blog and not just grumble at home.

Just did a search for 'why I hate epson' after going to make a b/w copy and being told I now need to change 3 ink cartridges.

See... the last time I tried to print some black and white text I had to drive to the store and pick up a yellow cartridge because that one was out. But being clever I made sure to pick up an extra magenta and cyan too!!!

HA. It appears that I am still missing the 'light cyan' and 'light magenta' cartridges. These are 2 of 6 tiny ink cartridges any of which disable the printers ability to print black if it runs out. That's $180 worth of cartridges going at any given time, $180 that MUST be kept stored alongside the printer just so you have one handy.

I want to throw this damn machine on the lawn of the nearest epson executive. I'm in Los Angeles, so who is closest?

10:59 AM  

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