whoever you are, enjoy your Fists of Adonis and Inflatable Bondage Chairs!

I want to thank those of you who are purchasing actual sex toys from the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog website! (While the main purpose of the site is for me to make you laugh by mocking ridiculous sex toys, it is possible to purchase actual sex toys from the web store, including both the toys I am mocking and other, more realistically enjoyable toys). Incidentally, the supplier handles all the orders and I just see the order numbers and dollar amounts (I get a percentage of each sale) -- I don't see anybody's name or what they ordered. So any ex-boyfriends reading this can safely purchase a T.B.M. without fear that I will discover the fact.