wishlist (except I want to pay actual money)

Since a lot of people are apparently reading this (we've expanded from my original audience of morbidly-curious ex-boyfriends), I'm just going to post a couple things that I'm looking for.

• Someone to post flyers in Williamsburg for a reasonable amount of money. I am hoping to get in touch with the guy whose flyers I used to see around Bedford; an established flyer person can generally get flyers into shop windows and knows what days the bulletin boards are cleared, etc. But I'll take what I can get.
  
• A place to get a small number of CDs (100) duplicated and covers done.
  
• Headshots and posters printed, again in smallish batches.
  
• A pony. Where is my goddamn pony?! I have been asking since I was five.

Thank you.