apropos to nothing, or to his 23rd birthday last week

My brother, for the longest time, had a car with no cupholders. Someone would get in with a drink and say "Do you have a cupholder?" He'd say, "Yeah, can you hold this?" and let the other person hold his drink while he pretended to search around the car for something. Then he'd start driving, and say "See?"

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