the blog gets dirty

Today I wore my new neighborhoodie, which is a red-on-asphalt t-shirt that says "not famous yet." The first person to notice was Baron Vaughn, who rolled his eyes. "Is that custom made?" he asked.

According to his blog, Baron apparently met an Asian chick on Halloween who, when asked about her costume, replied "I'm a Tsexy Tsunami. I'ma drown you in my kisses." That's good taste if I ever tasted an Asian chick.