don't ask about the color of my goddamn parachute

A lot of people's blogs are littered with little buttons that answer pressing questions such as "If you were a character on The O.C., who would you be?" or "If you were a type of cheese, what cheese would you be?" The button will say something like "I'm Havarti! What kind of cheese are you?", thus encouraging more users to take the quiz and graphically inform us of the results.

Today I saw the dumbest fucking web quiz ever: "Which blog component are you?"

I'm not even going to reproduce the button here. It says "If I were a blog component, I would be the MAIN BODY ENTRY."

You can follow that up with What's the Color of Your Blog Personality?