Evilkid + Dangerdame + Dostoevsky

I have been asked, along with burlesque hottie Veronica Varlow of Dangerdame, to model some new products for Evilkid Productions, the company of A.V. Phibes, who ate glass at my Jenny Vaudeville Show on Wednesday. The illustration at right is one of her classics.

This blog is becoming Dostoevskian. Or Tolstoyish, except that his name makes a less apt adjective. Basically, if you just started reading the blog now, you're going to need to catch up on all the characters who, in true Russian-novel style, tend to each have multiple names.

Anyway, Veronica Varlow has also promised to give me a public lapdance at the Dec. 6th JenisFamous Spectacular at CB's Gallery. If you miss that, you're totally gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying that you would be a homosexual, and I would support you in that.

I'm not sure why I've been selected to appear in the Evikid catalog -- last time I was asked to demonstrate the positive attributes of merchandise, only my ass was actually needed.