I think this makes me hate white people

Forget about famine, global warming, and AIDS -- I just clicked (incredulously) on an I support bloggers' rights button. These all-important rights include "You Have the Right to Blog Anonymously" and "You have the Right to Allow Readers' Comments Without Fear."

What other rights do we have now? The right to enter country clubs without scuffing our alligator pumps?

There's even a guide on How to Blog Safely. Make sure to wear a condom, kids!