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November 4, 2005

if only actual anorexics were as efficient as I

I was in Times Square tonight at 10:30pm trying to get a hamburger. Over the past month or so I have often been too busy to eat, and then I get myself into a long class or meeting and by the end I am so ravenous that as soon as I can escape I'm in a fried chicken joint ordering a hamburger but smelling chicken and wondering if it would be wrong to have both (yes, it would).

Eating is for the unproductive.

1 Comments:

Blogger pariah carey said...

This is actually an interesting point and perhaps i missing some deep sarcasm. I used to do powerlifting and in order to compete you'd have to eat prodigiously. Now that i've altered my training and slimmed down some i eat every 2-3 hours. (compared to all day whcih took alot of $ and marijuana that i no longer have)

I carry a trailmix around and a meal can=one small handful of raw almonds.

Since you eat less you have more time to live is i guess what your saying. But what about that other "e" word, effectiveness.

By dedicating small amounts of time to perparing small meals on the go you will have increased energy, your bodyfat% wll go down (you don't seem to have a problem w/this obviously i just mean in general) you will keep lean muscle...your self-image goes up which can make you more positive and give you more energy to keep going...

Doug

7:53 PM  

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