my dirty secrets are sooo dirty

I read in New York Mag's "Vagina Dialogues" article that Stephanie Klein posted a list on her blog of "things you don't know about me," including that she lets her dog lick her lady parts. This is bad and wrong, but I suppose that's easy to say when you don't have a dog.

I was thinking on the train about "things you don't know about me," and I think right now I only have one:

My secret dream is -- and has been for years and years -- to take singing lessons and transform myself into Cher in a Cher cover band.

xo
jen