my mom is saving that prom dress, um ... so she can sell it on eBay if I get famous?

Dear Jen,
I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. So doing laundry is not worked into your schedule? It's not in mine either. I have some news for you. Look down, that pink prom dress you think you're wearing is imaginary. I know this, because I'm holding the real one right now. The reason people are staring at you is that you're only half dressed, unless of course the jacket is imaginary too. If that's the case then put some clothes on. You're going to catch a cold.
Love the MOM

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