Recap: November 7th Comedy Show and Tell at Pete's Candy Store
First item of business -- this was the last-ever Comedy Show & Tell! But don't be sad -- we're just changing our name. The new show will keep the "back to school" theme (every Monday at Pete's is either spelling or comedy) and the show and tell component, but will also incorporate 1) free candy, and 2) Mad Libs! The name of this show -- all due credit to Syd Bernstein -- is....
The After-School Comedy Special
Each show I get to make up a theme, like "Just say no to drugs," or "Don't let adults touch your bathing-suit area."
My show and tell: my ex-boyfriend mailed me a package of my things, including some other girl's socks. Now, the socks probably just came back in his laundry and he assumed they were mine, but I rather enjoy saying the phrase "one-night stand socks."
And now, on to the recap!
This is me. What am I wearing? Is that a sparkly pink dress ... over pants? With a corset? My mother lets me out of the house like this?
Tim Warner kicked off the show. If blowjobs are the only way to get a president out of office, Tim will take one for the team.
Joe was our first show-and-teller. He brought in an old book about World War II, the content of which alternated disturbingly from "My daddy's a GI!" to "Let's set the Japanese on fire!" Yikes.
April Brucker usually performs with her puppet, May, but this lady can hold her own doing standup!
Megan's show and tell was a demonstration of techniques from her voiceover class. What amazing eloqution! "That's why I use Clinique!"
Fred showed us his sketchbook, full of dirty secrets.
Our next comic, Adrienne, had a man on the street yell at her "You're fat!" She replied "You're observant!"
Syd's show and tell was a CD insert signed by one of the members of Veruca Salt. As is usual from Syd, there were many more theatrics involved in the presentation of this item.
Aaron has had this squirrel lamp his entire life.
Look at the crowd! You're so pretty on my Treo!
Carolyn Castiglia had to write new jokes now that she's had her baby. Did you know breastfeeding can seem "kinda gay"?
What would comedy be without Carolyn's trademark stage gymnastics?
It's me again, telling everyone to come to the Jenny Vaudeville show this Wednesday night at 10pm for magic and amazement.
And come back in two weeks for the first-ever
After-School Comedy Special:
Crack is not for children.
Each show I get to make up a theme, like "Just say no to drugs," or "Don't let adults touch your bathing-suit area."
My show and tell: my ex-boyfriend mailed me a package of my things, including some other girl's socks. Now, the socks probably just came back in his laundry and he assumed they were mine, but I rather enjoy saying the phrase "one-night stand socks."
And now, on to the recap!
This is me. What am I wearing? Is that a sparkly pink dress ... over pants? With a corset? My mother lets me out of the house like this?
Tim Warner kicked off the show. If blowjobs are the only way to get a president out of office, Tim will take one for the team.
Joe was our first show-and-teller. He brought in an old book about World War II, the content of which alternated disturbingly from "My daddy's a GI!" to "Let's set the Japanese on fire!" Yikes.
April Brucker usually performs with her puppet, May, but this lady can hold her own doing standup!
Megan's show and tell was a demonstration of techniques from her voiceover class. What amazing eloqution! "That's why I use Clinique!"
Fred showed us his sketchbook, full of dirty secrets.
Our next comic, Adrienne, had a man on the street yell at her "You're fat!" She replied "You're observant!"
Syd's show and tell was a CD insert signed by one of the members of Veruca Salt. As is usual from Syd, there were many more theatrics involved in the presentation of this item.
Aaron has had this squirrel lamp his entire life.
Look at the crowd! You're so pretty on my Treo!
Carolyn Castiglia had to write new jokes now that she's had her baby. Did you know breastfeeding can seem "kinda gay"?
What would comedy be without Carolyn's trademark stage gymnastics?
It's me again, telling everyone to come to the Jenny Vaudeville show this Wednesday night at 10pm for magic and amazement.
And come back in two weeks for the first-ever
After-School Comedy Special:
Crack is not for children.
posted by JenIsFamous at 11/08/2005 12:29:00 PM
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