show me yours and I'll show you mine

My new Wonder Woman underpants arrived in the mail today, and since new things in boxes are exciting, I put them on.

Then, I said, oh, there are other people here, so I put on my bathrobe, but that just made the whole thing look more ridiculous, with the triangle of the "W" logo peeking through, as though any moment I shall pull open my bathrobe to reveal my secret identity.

I don't have a lasso of truth right now, just a cup of tea.