thanks for all the love
I don't know who's been linking to me or giving handjobs on my behalf, but the value of my blog has increased $3,951.78 since the last time I posted about it, making my blog now more valuable than my eggs (last valued at $8,000, now up to $10,000):
I spoke to another comedienne last night about donating eggs. It's weird what the market wants. She was concerned that her SAT scores weren't great, but it turns out she had a great GPA. I was the opposite -- hott SATs, GPA suffering from my propensity to do all kinds of crazy shiznit at once (sound familiar?)
Who knows what people want? I saw one ad from someone looking for an egg donor with no history of male baldness in her family. 100% Japanese or 100% Jewish donors are also in demand.
It's true that many people shopping for eggs want tall, blonde, Roman-nosed women (even if the intended parents look nothing like that), whereas, I think, some intended parents just want to see a picture of a nice girl and kind of fall in love. They want to say "I hope my daughter looks like that in 26 years."
My blog is worth $11,855.34.
How much is your blog worth?
I spoke to another comedienne last night about donating eggs. It's weird what the market wants. She was concerned that her SAT scores weren't great, but it turns out she had a great GPA. I was the opposite -- hott SATs, GPA suffering from my propensity to do all kinds of crazy shiznit at once (sound familiar?)
Who knows what people want? I saw one ad from someone looking for an egg donor with no history of male baldness in her family. 100% Japanese or 100% Jewish donors are also in demand.
It's true that many people shopping for eggs want tall, blonde, Roman-nosed women (even if the intended parents look nothing like that), whereas, I think, some intended parents just want to see a picture of a nice girl and kind of fall in love. They want to say "I hope my daughter looks like that in 26 years."
Labels: egg donation
posted by JenIsFamous at 11/11/2005 02:06:00 PM
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whose scratching your back in return...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=www.jenisfamous.com+
You are slowly but surely becoming a NYC Icon.. and you know what follows NYC Icon status, don't you?.. National Treasure of course.. Soon to be followed by International Superstar.. As I had mentioned to you in private I will repeat again (to be viewed by all your blog addicts).. My cousin.. straightest guy you could ever hope to meet (although I don't knw why anyone would hope to meet him) most devoid of any sort of pretense, hipster-ness, and or irony.. actually recognized you when he saw you.. You've infiltrated the common denominator.. I bow down to you, my comely compadre.. Excelsior!
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