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December 15, 2005

dear girl who once upon a time avoided a date with a judgmental financial services professional - good for you!

My buddy Jim is a contestant on this week's New York Post Meet Market. I think you should go and vote for him, as the #2 guy on the list is kind of pissing me off. He writes:
My worst date happened back in college. I was supposed to go out on a first date with a certain girl, but on the day before the date I caught her making out with another guy. Needless to say, we never went on that date!
So, not only was this girl not your girlfriend, you hadn't even been on a single date with her! You think you own her? Sure, seeing her making out with another guy is damn awkward, and, sure, I could see not wanting to go on the date anymore -- if you had said "It was really awkward, so the date just never happened," I could understand.

But "needless to say"? "Caught her"? Sorry, accountant -- the girl is just too hot for you to handle.

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