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December 4, 2005

generally, even just one gentleman is sufficient

Tonight I went to see the Two Man Gentleman Band, which was pleasurable in ways both auditory and otherwise tingly. As a test prep teacher, I greatly enjoyed their song about a woman whose measurements (37-29-37) are prime numbers.

I also enjoy the presence of gentlemanly gentlemen here in this great city of jaded urbanites. From the "Dear Internet" section of the band's website:
Though it is music-making that brings us dollars, it is the gentlemanly art of etiquette that makes us men. And were the Lord to smite us two gentlemen, withering our musical hands with his heavenly blazes, we would still, I'm sure, make our daily journey to the park; not to fiddle with our instruments, but simply to greet ladies with jolly waves of our shrunken stubs. Good day, ma'am! I wave my stub at you! To be sure, there would be precious little money in this stub-waving. But, we could hold our chins high, knowing that we spend our days in demonstration of impeccable manners.
And you, good sirs and ladies, may see the Two Man Gentleman Band in person at this very same Jenisfamous Spectacular on Tuesday I keep getting all excited about.

They will be there, with guitar and bass, and derby hats, and kazoos! Tuesday! 8pm-midnight! CB's Gallery!

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