I'm on a roll, a marital-aid-mocking roll

Oh, why not ... here's another review on the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. The blog is moderately safe for some workplaces right now, provided you don't scroll down to, for instance, the 8" Realistic Cock W/E-Z Rider Ball.

And now, I present:

6" Clear Heels With Clear 2" Platforms, Money In Heel and Platform