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December 20, 2005

In the Soviet Union, the trains ran on time, but everything else sucked and millions of people escaped to come here

Dear Annoyingly Striking Transit Workers: You want more money and more benefits and a bigger pension? Start your own company. That's how we do things in America.

From the Times this morning:
At the corner of Cedar and Nassau Streets in the downtown financial district, Christian Kerr, 28, a foreign currency analyst , was assessing his options for getting to his office adjacent to Grand Central Terminal in midtown.

"I don't know how I'm going to get to work, honestly," he said. He thought he might take one of the ferries to the 30's and walk.

"It's a pain in the neck," he said. "I'm very anti-union, especially this time of year. It's ridiculous. If you look what they're asking for, that's 50 years ago. Pensions don't work like that anymore."
Hey Christian, I think you're sexy.

The MTA is, indeed, corrupt and doing shady things with its money, but that doesn't change the issue; an unlikable MTA doesn't somehow make illegally striking workers more deserving. Also from the Times article:
Mr. Toussaint appealed for public support, acknowledging the tremendous inconvenience to millions of commuters and tourists. "To our riders, we ask for your understanding and forbearance. We stood with you to keep token booths open, to keep conductors on the trains, to oppose fare hikes," he said. "We now ask that you stand with us. We did not want a strike, but evidently the M.T.A., the governor and the mayor did."
Hey, guess what -- I don't support any of those things, either. Keeping token booths open for the few old people who refuse to use vending machines? Opposing conductorless trains out of simple fear of technology? And, sure, nobody wants a fare hike, but compared to the cost of owning, insuring, maintaining, and buying fuel for a car, $76 a month for an unlimited card is damn cheap (I paid $350 a month to have a car in Virginia). If they could make the train come faster, and install those little electronic bulletins they have in the stations in DC that tell you when the next train is coming, I would happily pay more. Another $10 a month for all the time I'd save? A fine deal.

Don't like your job? Put together a resume and try to get a better one. It's never been a secret that you live in a capitalist country.

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3 Comments:

Blogger John Kalb said...

Jen,

There's actually another reason why the union wants to keep token booths open and opposes conductorless trains: getting rid of those things would mean fewer employers paying less dues.

Unions almost categorically HATE automation, even when it leads to drastically better working conditions and worker safety.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Brian Van said...

bravo.

I want them to get fair raises, but the MTA already offered that, and the rest should have been just minor sticking points. The union wants the type of pension system that's currently bankrupting big American corporations, so I understand that they would want just a little bit back from the employees to keep the system going (either more years on the job or a higher contribution). But the union wants to play hardball on that. Fuck them.

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Herbert said...

I like the line: "If I do become famous, then I'm changing my blog to 'Jenisanonamous.'"

Now about this commuter strike. de Sade says in "Justine" that it's up to the rich to keep screwing the poor, and it's up to the poor to try to work one over on the rich. Both are survival of the fittest mechanisms that tend to build overall strength of the species.

If you believe that sort of thing.

Should the strikers just give up, move to another country? I've heard that over in European countries their blue collar workers get months paid vacation yearly, better benefits, etc. And they got these amenities by striking.

Here in this country we've been bought off by the promise of land ownership; for this we gave up a lot to those who employ us and tax us.

So that's all ya gotta do: just own a lot of land here and then everything's cool.

Usually I'm funnier than this. I'll try to be "on" next time. Love the site Jen, huggles!

11:25 PM  

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