Back to Home Listen on MySpace Hire Jen Press Store Letters Vaudeville Spelling Comedy Writing Photos About Blog




December 30, 2005

mail order husbands

I found this mail-order husband site off a link from a Salon article about legislation to protect mail-order brides. The men all seem to be Ukrainian, and some of them are kind of cute. I liked this fellow's profile:
"I am a marriner, navigation officer. I finished Marrine Accademy. I love to explore Internet when i am not in the sea. And I like music, movies, nature and many other things.I speak perfect English."
It is, in fact, difficult to explore Internet when you are in the sea! But, oh, how great it would be to explore Internet with you.

I wonder if the guy advertising "I have a secondary-special education and I am an operator of gas boilers" realizes that American women will think he is retarded.

I like the guy who offers "I like cars, help in cooking in the kitchen, sauna." Who doesn't want to get cooking in the sauna with a Ukrainian looking for a Green Card? Hott!

Check out this open-shirted literature hunk (pictured). This is ridiculous. I've always wanted a man who can "wear different clothing styles."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Mint said...

Ohmygosh. Is it bad that I want to write to them with no intention of marrying them?
Did you see this one guys glamour shot?!

http://www.alovinghusband.com/photos/M000597_1.jpg

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shame he can't spell 'Marine Academy' ... well, you girls wouldn't let that spoil a meaningful relationship, no?

11:06 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

Keep Reading! Topics: Advertising Audio Cat Celebrities Class in America Consumer Affairs Dudes Economics Egg Donation
Fashion Feminism Fitness Grammar Humor Mideast Tour Mom New York Party Photos Touring Video


2007 Archives: December November October September August July June May April March February January
2006: December November October September August July June May April March February January
2005: December November October September August July June May April March February January