babies
Today Carolyn Castiglia of Chicks & Giggles came over to visit and I held her baby Adriana for fully half an hour, which was awesome because last time I did that, Carolyn took my picture and I looked really awkward, as though I were some sort of pseudo-woman whose womb has secretly been replaced with Folger's Crystals.
But this time was fine, and Adriana took a little nap, and I was briefly puzzled about how to get up and turn off the stove while holding a sleeping baby, but it went fine. Of course, the Undiscovered Superstar does it 24/7. I mean, not turn off the stove, specifically, 24/7, but you know what I mean. I mean, get a new stove, sheesh.
But this time was fine, and Adriana took a little nap, and I was briefly puzzled about how to get up and turn off the stove while holding a sleeping baby, but it went fine. Of course, the Undiscovered Superstar does it 24/7. I mean, not turn off the stove, specifically, 24/7, but you know what I mean. I mean, get a new stove, sheesh.
posted by JenIsFamous at 1/10/2006 12:32:00 AM
2 Comments:
Wow, using "pseudo-woman" and "Folger's Crystals" in the same sentence is genius. I prostrate myself before your brilliant syntactical self. (But only in the work-safe Strunk and White way.)
But I worry that you lose your edge, what with your dating Mr. Heath Row on New Year's Eve and now holding newborns. You are exposing the fact that you may be "nice." Really, do you want that getting around, what with the backstabbing showbiz milieu in which you circulate?
As the Jersey guy I once was would say: "I'm just sayin'."
Wow, using "pseudo-woman" and "Folger's Crystals" in the same sentence is genius. I prostrate myself before your brilliant syntactical self. (But only in the work-safe Strunk and White way.)
But I worry that you lose your edge, what with your dating Mr. Heath Row on New Year's Eve and now holding newborns. You are exposing the fact that you may be "nice." Really, do you want that getting around, what with the backstabbing showbiz milieu in which you circulate?
As the Jersey guy I once was would say: "I'm just sayin'."
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