Best-Dressed Blogger Award nomination!

The Jenny Vaudeville Show last night began with Zeroboy's sound-effects impression of, among other things, King Kong's death and fall from the Empire State Building, and ended with the Two Man Gentleman Band passing out kazoos to the entire audience and regaling us with a song about a woman whose measurements (37-29-37) are prime numbers. The show was taped by the documentary crew from earlier that day. Today I took my kazoo with me to SAT class and used it to bring the class back to attention when they were drifting from permutations and combinations.

Due to the taping on Saturday night (free! come!), I've been too busy for my usual prolix blogging. But big news is coming soon -- I am doing an interview for Vanity Fair in which I confess to bulimia and trying cocaine, and talk about how thin I was on SNL. I'm also planning on adopting a baby kangaroo and carrying it in a jeweled purse until Animal Control comes to take it away.

In other news, a reader wrote to say she had nominated me for the best dressed blogger award. A few more mentions couldn't hurt, so go ahead and send in another if you want to stand up for the wearing of Wonder Woman underpants, or for drunkenly falling out of cocktail dresses.

Update: Whoa! Consider me nominated!