I could increase my star power among the Magic: The Gathering set
From my college friend Rolf:
The main message to take from this is that I have Madonna-like powers of self-reinvention, without the power to make any money or actually become famous. I win! Um, wait.I think you should be in collectable Pokemon-style trading cards, then people could stage little battles.
Player 1: I bring out web-entrepreneur jen.
Player 2: Haha, I have *both* college-boxer jen and stand-up-comedienne jen! You will be easily defeated!
But then player 1 would play the espresso card to power-up web-entrepreneur jen and kick ass.
Also, the "freshman lesbian" jen would be a highly-sought-after Rare card.
posted by JenIsFamous at 1/01/2006 03:40:00 PM
1 Comments:
That's impressive. I haven't even invented myself the first time.
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