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January 11, 2006

I'm anti-redundancy, I'm against redundancy and dislike that which is redundant

Is it wrong to be really, really annoyed by the panhandler on the 6 train who has informed me at least weekly for the past two years that "I'm homeless; I don't have a home"?

That's what "homeless" means.

I'm going to begin telling others things like "I'm Schnauzerless! I don't have a Schnauzer!"

I'm bananaless! Look, no banana!

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