interview me! bring it on!

I did an email interview for a web magazine, and I pretty much avoided giving a straight answer to anything. A small sample:

Which comedian (or comic style) would you rather stick pencils in your ears than have to hear?

Sometimes when I'm all up on your mom, she tries to tell knock-knock jokes, and I'm like, bitch, I'm the one doing the knockin' here.

Modeling and comedy don't cross paths much - has doing one ever caused anyone to call into question your doing the other (ie, "Models don't do comedy!" or vice versa)?

That's not me. I hired a body double to improve my prospects at a television career. And boy is that bitch dumb.