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Via Craigslist:

"We are a safe and sane group of current and former circus clowns that are experienced in group settings and in the art of pleasuring women and making their dreams come true. Some of us are of "normal height and weight" and some of us are midgets and really fat or really tall. We are also very skilled at baloon tricks and getting in and out of very small cars."

The closer: "What is your fantasy ladies? What can we do for you? Bonk, Bonk."