newspaper clippings (also: the story of my life)

I am working -- steadily and at a reasonable pace -- at catching up on the enormous pile of paperwork and scribbled notes in my room. I have a number of torn-out newspaper pages from the Village Voice and other publications. Some of them, I have no idea what on the page is supposed to be significant. When I opened the December 7th edition of the Voice and elected to retain this one particular page, was I interested in a free plastic surgery consultation? An article about suspicious patents? A God-Man cartoon? Laser tattoo removal? A complete pair of glasses for $39, with this ad only, limitations apply?