"no bass player is allowed near the computer from now on"

The frontman from a band called The Red Romance left a comment on one of my MySpace pictures commenting that I was "hot." So I clicked and visited his band's page, which said something about "the first and last name in NY bands," so I left them a comment that said "The first and last name in New York bands? Then what's your middle name? What are you, Japanese?" (As Japanese people do not traditionally have middle names). The following ensued:

From: Jennifer Dziura, Comedian and Blogger
Date: Jan 6, 2006 12:03 AM

You tell me I'm hot, then you delete my comment? Why does the Red Romance toy with me so?

jen
jenisfamous.com

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From: The Red Romance
Date: Jan 6, 2006 9:01 AM

Jennifer San, a thousand apologies, we have acted dishonorably. Apperently, our bass player thought your zingers had too much zing; he has shamed our name and village, and will be sold into slavery to the Koreans. Please zing again, and I will let it stand for the whole world to see.

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From: Jennifer Dziura, Comedian and Blogger
Date: Jan 6, 2006 9:16 AM

Ha -- I just went to post a comment, and couldn't, as it seems your bass player actually removed me from your friends list entirely. See if I show up to your show in my Wonder Woman underpants now.

Um, if you send friend requests to comedians, they will probably try to say funny things on your page.
jen
jenisfamous.com

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From: The Red Romance
Date: Jan 6, 2006 10:51 AM

Have we blown it? Do I have to go to your page and pick up my stuff? We can't message each other for a while? You're going to start posting comments on my best friend's page? You're too much comedian for us. Please make serious fun of us, no bass player is allowed near the computer from now on!

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From: Jennifer Dziura, Comedian and Blogger
Date: Jan 6, 2006 1:56 PM

I've already left your stuff on my page's front lawn. In the rain.

No, seriously ... I am going to have to blog this entire converstion.

Jen
jenisfamous.com